Breast-Dialing

Related to butt-dialing, Breast dialing is when a woman puts her phone in her bra and accidentally calls someone without realizing it.

Call recipient- Hello? Hello?
Later that day...

Call recipient- Hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so I just hung up.
Breast-dialer- Oh yeah sorry those were my breasts dialing you.
Call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.

by Badmoney January 18, 2010

double dealing

Adjective, meaning treacherous, deceitful, etc.

"Racism and greed keep the people in need
from getting what's rightfully theirs
Cheating, stealin and double dealing
as they exploit the peoples fears" - The Last Poets

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.

Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

drunk dialing

a very bad, uncontrollabe urge to call someone (usually the opposite sex or your boss) on the phone after an evening.....or afternoon in some sad cases......of heavy alcohol intake. Will usually result in the loss of friends, job, your reputation, and self respect.

After the bachelorette party, while inebriated, Susan decided that drunk dialing could be the foolproof way get back together with the guy who dumped her months ago. To no one's surprise.......the plan backfired and everyone now points at her and laughs.....including the guy who dumped her months ago.

by Sbaker June 29, 2007

Duolingo

It's really nothing but a language learning website, and no, it will not kidnap your family, or murder you. If it said that, they probably posted that on April Fool's Day.

Duolingo myths are not true

by Elysmile April 7, 2021

Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

by Beanhunter June 11, 2006

dialing

taken from the show dial m for murder, dial d is for devious. Can also refer having sex or trying to attempt sexual relations.

"That girl from last night was hot... oh yeah? did you to dial d"

"Hey whats up any dialing going on tonight?"

"What is up with your friends mechanic? He seems to be a bit of a dialer, Don't you think he is ripping you off?"

"Well I got dialed upon last night, my (friend) was going to pick me up but ended up being a dialer and I got dialed upon"

by DJ Talal December 7, 2006