douche

every junior high kids favourite word.

kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 28, 2008

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.

My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.

by ek9sam December 23, 2011

Douche

Matthew St. Clair

If you take up three parking spots you are a douche

by Eatthatpussi455 July 9, 2017

Douche

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.

Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.

by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022

douche

a perfect insult to use as an alternative to profanity; a name often used to describe guys (or girls) who are overly obnoxious and don't know when to shut up

Matt K is a douche.

by fratlord12 January 30, 2017