Skip to main content

Double Decker

The act defacating twice in 1 day.
by ROBOPANDA May 7, 2011
mugGet the Double Deckermug.

Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
mugGet the Double Deckermug.

double decker

When a person stacks one fist on the other, and aggressively shoves them into a woman's vagina.
"I'm still hurting from his double decker last night"
by Kelsey15 March 20, 2014
mugGet the double deckermug.

Double-decker

To fold ones erection back on itself then reinsert to continue coitus.
I totally double-deckered my girlfriend/boyfriend last night.
by Stephan Noir February 4, 2021
mugGet the Double-deckermug.

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
by 6aXL September 30, 2020
mugGet the double decker cheese loaded bastardmug.

double fender decker

when you earn 10 bucks, so you try to double it for 20, but then someone robs you by hiding your earned money in an electric guitar.
Person 1: Hey, I’m pretty sure my money got stolen last Tuesday by that guy with the fender guitar

Person 2: Someone probably pulled a double fender decker on you then….
by imfrom2014 February 3, 2022
mugGet the double fender deckermug.

Galveston double decker

The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.

This typically requires one person to sit on the toilet seat as usual, and the second person to sit on their lap, using the legs of the first person as a toilet seat and aiming for the gap between the legs.
There is nothing Gay about a Galveston Double Decker

“It was an emergency and there was only one toilet, so we pulled off a Galveston Double Decker
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
mugGet the Galveston double deckermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email