Sausage Dodger

Coloquial derogatory terminology describing a lesbian. Typically used between groups of "lads"

"You know Chrissie, the sausage dodger down the road...."

by El Goodwino October 26, 2004

Get the Hell out of Dodge

To leave somewhere immediately, or to leave as fast as possible

“Bro the zombies are invading the city!”

“Let’s hop in the truck and Get the Hell out of Dodge”

by LittleRed25958 April 28, 2021

dodge

can be used for in place of any word that you could still comprehend context

ex.
"I keep spare dodge in my pocket"
"Irina's on dodge"
"Dodge helps Allie get quick"
"Erin tastes better when shes on dodge"

by Thumper May 30, 2004

dodgeball

A great game that quickly separates the strong from the weak, the boys from the girls, and the normal from the pussies.

The sole reason for showing up to elementary school gym class.

C'mon, kids! Let's get in some dodge ball before the liberal commie fags at the school board make us stop and hug each other for gym class.

by dammit janet October 23, 2003

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

dodgeball

1. A team sport which consists in throwing a ball at one's opponents and avoiding being hit.

2. The only thing George W. Bush seems not to suck at.

1. Normal kid: Hey wussy! I can't wait to beat the hell out of you at dodgeball today!
Nerdy kid: Well I'll get my revenge when I'm your boss in 15 years!
Normal kid: Then I'd better finish you off.

2. "See how I dodged that shoe? Now everyone knows how I graduated from elementary school." -- Famous douchebag

by Yet another random guy December 21, 2008

Dodgeball

1. A game played most often in middle-school gym class. Usually fun, although often ends up to the social exclusion of nerds, dorks, etc. Can also be very painful to play. Essentially, people throw foam or rubber balls at the people on the other team. If you're hit, you're out,if you catch it, the thrower is out. Usually enjoyed by jocks and athletic people. Un-athletic people, such as myself, always leave the dodge ball field to a stream of boos and "You suck for being a wimp!"s. It's still damn fun, though. Is currently being banned from many schools.

2. The balls used in said game.

1.

Nerd: *Throws ball*
Jock: *catches ball easily* YOU SUCK, WIMP!
Nerd: *leaves field*
Nerd's team: YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME! LOSER!

2.

I got a concussion because I was hit with a dodgeball thrown at the speed of light by that jock over there.

by NESDude January 5, 2010