documented on main

I already described it on my social media. In the 2000s, some people, but not most people, just some people, had a daily habit of checking social media to find out what’s going on in their lives. Maybe less people do it now than used to. But I still try to document stuff on main, so it’s helpful if you can check there first, because the stuff I am documenting is so horrific that it takes most of my energy away.

It’s documented on main, Mitchell. Let’s hang out tonight, and if you’re able to read what I’ve already documented on main beforehand, we can fill in remaining holes tonight.

by Financebro91 February 16, 2021

Documenting Bullshit

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.

1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit

by Mr. Poopsalot March 14, 2021

Docufiy

Documenting a process or action.

The security team needed to change a safety procedure. They need to check ID before allowing access to visitors. There is no written procedure for this, so the security team will need to docufiy it.

by Word Genesis March 29, 2021

Documental

When a documentary is so good its mental! Something that really get's you thinking WTF did I just watch? (In a good way!) And HTF did they think of that?

That documental was fucking awesome dot com!

by legion20 April 5, 2021

Docutainment

Series presented as documentaries but will exclude or misrepresent facts through thematic music/ quick cuts and other editorial techniques to make the show more entertaining

"I loved Tiger King, it's such a good documentary!"

"No it's actually docutainment since they hype up Carol Baskins to be a killer and exclude his racism."

by Kemal Shand April 16, 2021

Document

A person who is serious about life, they obey all the rules and expect everyone else to. They can be very judgmental and petty.

I was a few minutes late to a meeting the other day, my friend wouldn’t stop going on about how bad it was to do that... She can be such a document sometimes.

by Gee.s June 19, 2021

Docus

The result of a dank mom and a meming dad falling in love and giving their child a iPhone to facetime

Your a docus

by docusate June 30, 2021