penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019

Arbys Divorce

When someone says a similar joke to yours but louder

Person1: did you hear johns joke about the flamingo?

Person2: yeah that was my joke.

Person1: oh… you’ve been arbys divorced.

by Arbyshimself August 3, 2023

Catholic Divorce

Is not an actual divorce, but a situation wherein two Catholics(very often Irish-Catholics) who should get a divorce refuse to on religious grounds (The Catholic Church does not allow for divorce). They end up living together but seperately in the same house. They will have seperate beds and rooms (on different floors if possible) and will keep their finances seperate. Everything but the couples eventually becomes seperated. The goal is to have as little of contact as possible with each other while technically still married, if asked those couples living under such conditions will say they are doing it, "for the good of the children." Which is a lie since there will be no divorce once the children leave and children will often advocate for their parents to legally divorce.

Did you know Jimmy's parents live in seperate parts of the house and have seperate banks accounts and barely even talk to each other?

Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.

by Jersey5454 January 12, 2012

Divorce Yoda

Friend or acquaintance that is divorced, with little or no connection to your ex, who provides support and guidance to a during the process of a divorce. They listen, give feedback and perspective, are a shoulder to cry on, and remind you that it gets better. May also be a good wing person or make out buddy, as long as they prioritize your tender heart over theirs.

My Divorce Yoda talked me down after my ex changed their mind, again, about wanting to keep or sell the house. They helped me see my frustration was more about my freedom than the decision.

by Jenny Cool September 7, 2022

divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.

Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."

by NYC April 9, 2006

divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

by greg April 19, 2004

Divorced Breasts

When a set of nipples point in completely opposite directions regardless of the body position of the women who has them.

Man Cathy would have a nice rack if it wasn't for her divorced breasts.

by apaq11 January 30, 2010