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Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
by nanipoo October 4, 2010
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digistracted

digistracted: Being completely absorbed by a smart phone or tablet while in public; driving, walking, or when with friends.
1. The reason nobody watches where they're going any more is because they are totally digistracted. Digistracted driving should be a new category of crime!
2. I told Heather when and where to meet us, but she was so digistracted I don't think she heard a word of it!
by umgume duwatt April 17, 2014
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Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.
"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."
by Margadorn June 30, 2017
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Disgrated

That cheddar really disgrated me.
by nyboR67 October 3, 2019
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Distraction corner

A distraction corner is a group of 3-4 kids that distract others in todds classroom. the name of those kids are Kaelon, Jamaica, Lauren
Todd: Hey Distraction corner calm down

Distraction corner: •keeps talking but gets louder every minute
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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Distractionaries

A person or group who wishes to distract and or prevent another person or group from reaching their political goal.
Often masks themselves as a part of a specific group only to distract that group with useless vague hermetical spiralling.
"Yeah they are distractionaries, never giving clear information, all vague irony.
by camoreiveio August 27, 2020
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dickstracted

The inability to concentrate or focus due to being in the proximity of good dick.
Amy was completely dickstracted from her homework while Jason was in the shower.
by Bobhope808 December 13, 2020
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