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The Dispensor

The Dispensor is a male of vintage years usually 60 plus, who after an ale or six delights in dispensing advice to the younger generation.
Younger Generation - I’ve been making the gains at the gym old friend.
The Dispensor- That’s not how to tense a bicep young stuff, This is the way- Now that’s a bicep. Worthy advice dispensed again.
by ronolu December 15, 2019
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disgenerasia

Condition in which a person claims association with the pop cultural values of a generation occurring before or after one's formative years.
"Jerry has some pretty severe disgenerasia. He went to high school in the 2000's, but he thinks he's a 90's kid."

"I think Sally has disgenerasia. She know's a little too much Cyndi Lauper, having been born in 1985."
by Rockymcg October 10, 2013
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dispenz0r

Owner of Dispenz0r's Fun Server

Proper weeabo and a Genji main in Overwatch

Never visits his own server despite working really hard on it
Guy 1 : Hey have you seen Dispenz0r around here lately
Guy 2: Noo...
by GilfordTzedaka November 7, 2017
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disperncers

A word used to describe a Canadian.
Those filthy Canadians are disperncers.
by Pilncil November 19, 2017
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dispensationalist

A Christian, typically baptist, who believes that God deals with people differently throughout time and situations. A few examples are the church and Israel, Jews and gentiles, and sotierlogical concepts like faith, works, grace etc.
“Wow, did you meet that guy Zach at church?”

“Yup, he’s epic and based and Dispensationalist pilled
by BasedBapt April 1, 2022
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special dispensation

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.
'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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Papal Dispensation

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!
by Bishop of Rome June 9, 2010
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