The Dispensor

The Dispensor is a male of vintage years usually 60 plus, who after an ale or six delights in dispensing advice to the younger generation.

Younger Generation - I’ve been making the gains at the gym old friend.
The Dispensor- That’s not how to tense a bicep young stuff, This is the way- Now that’s a bicep. Worthy advice dispensed again.

by ronolu December 15, 2019

Cum Dispensor

Dispensor of Semen. A male.

You Cum dispensor! I hate you!

by y.valenzuela May 24, 2008

Cheese Dispensor

A condition in which a males penis is so sensitive he ejaculates upon contact with any surface.

Did you hear about the guy who has the cheese dispensor?

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011