Dishonorable Discharge

Stinky, runny diarrhea.

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.

by Flying Meteor Man August 29, 2012

Dinches

The appropriate term used when describing or talking about the length or width of a penis.

Ex: I bet my dick is bigger than yours..

I doubt it, i'm pushing about 8 and a half dinches.

by KCahn December 16, 2008

Dichter Scale

The apparatus used to measure the magnitude of a girthquake. Similar to the Richter Scale used in Seismology.

Jay's girthquake measured 8.0 on the dichter scale and had Jill screaming for more.

by Jamon26 July 27, 2008

celestial discharge

DEATH! Especially from a hospital or an institutional setting like a long term care facility!

Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!

by hipczech2 March 11, 2009

dipschwau

The new AMERICAN cuss word. Lighter than the usual four letter derogatory terms. Use it at school, at home, in your place of worship. It makes no religious or racial statement. Its a P.C. cuss for a P.C. world. Used as an adjective, it allows you to express just how inept, stupid or clueless you feel a person, place or thing is.

" I can't believe you canceled HBO, you fucking dipschwau!"

by Cook Brothers Racing September 5, 2008

disc golf

An incredibly fun and addictive sport that is played by all ages. Originally played with made up targets (lamp post's, fire hydrant's, tree's) and traditional frisbee's. Disc golf has evolved into a sport that is played around the world with over 1700 courses, most of them in The United States.
Target's are now welded metal baskets with hanging chains, and the disc's thrown are specific to the game. All you need is one to play, but players often carry 10 to 20 disc's, all with different flight characteristics and weights.

Let's sell the house, buy an RV. and go tour the country playing as many disc golf courses as we can!

by Masco July 30, 2008

Jew-Ray Disc

When a Jewish person goes to blockbuster, rents a blu ray disc and rips/burns them with their computer. Then then either watch the movies later or gives them out to friends. This helps Jews save money.

Tim: "Here's Harry Potter Rabbi Tim"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "A 20 dollar movie! How expensive!"
Tim: "It's a Jew-Ray Disc!"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "Ahh God will Thank You for this"

by roflcopterofl October 10, 2011