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dinosaur

Really big bloody reptile thing that used to live a long long time ago and they ate eachother and said "rawr!". Sometimes there were boring dinosaurs that were small and/or ate plants because they sucked. However some of them could fly and stuff, which was awesome. They also said "rawr".
Dinosaur 1: "I am going to eat you all up! Rawr!"
Dinosaur 2: "Oh no!"
by Mr Fantastic June 12, 2005
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dinosaurs

Ancient creatures that died out because you touch yourself at night.
Peter: "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
Museum Curator: "Because you touch yourself at night."
by Sunrise Hinode May 5, 2006
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dinosaur your mom

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.
1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!
by squirrel March 18, 2005
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Dingsta

A dingsta is someone who was brought up in the suburbs, preferably in a middle to upper class family, who in some situations acts like they are from the hood.
Al: "Whatup playa, waz good witchu son, how da hood treatin' youze?"

Brook: "You're a straight up dingsta right now!"
by Charles My Helmut January 18, 2009
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ShopRite Dinosaur

A employee that has worked for ShopRite Supermarkets for more than 20 years. A consistant nag on Policy. Shoprite dinosaurs usually have been though many stores. They sometimes can be nasty and tend to lead you to quit the company because they just don't like you.
by Tootsie_pops July 6, 2010
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Lady Wing Dings

Joey Lightbulb: "Whoah (points aggressively) Check out the hottie with the pronounced scapulas...Talk about strangely compelling. Codename: Lady Wing Dings"
Chief Slitting Bull. "I'd tap that."
by Joey Lightbulb November 1, 2010
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Christians Against Dinosaurs

The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence test is the world’s most advanced intelligence test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.

The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.

Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.

The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.

In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist? Stupid Christians!!”

CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”

Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
by Ryan82779 August 22, 2021
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