Dickolate

When you treat d like a chocolate

Where is Joy? Joy is busy eating dickolate!

by Riri8987 March 29, 2024

Dickblazer

Opertunist trying to hard the get dick.

Yo get off my bro, stop being such a dickblazer!

by anonymous June 12, 2024

dickfast

A morning meal consistting of a sole stinky dick.

F: I forgot to buy groceries for breakfast, so I gave him a blowjob instead.
Another F: That's what you call a dickfast.

by ddictmi December 4, 2024

Dickbait

The male version of a temptress or a seductress.

Why must temptation and seduction be feminized (temptress and seductress) and therefore reducing females to villains for having bodies? Even if I call someone a tempter or a seducer, it's still not clear if I am referring to a male or female. So for the sake of equal opportunity, lets add dickbait to the lexicon. Easy to remember, it rhymes with clickbait.

by CAHybbie January 21, 2025

Dickbeater

As it pertains to the condition of an individual’s vehicle, being in such poor condition that no woman would possibly engage in any type of sexual activity with the vehicle’s owner, thereby forcing said vehicle’s owner to engage in masturbation as the sole means for sexual releae

John needs to get a new job so he can replace that shitbox dickbeater he is driving so he can at least get laid once before he dies

by Mr Miyagi’s penis February 24, 2025

Dicklatory relief

The sense of weight lifting off of your shoulders because you received mind blowing mood altering dick. Synonym of sexual satisfaction

Jeremy and I had intercourse, luckily I needed some dicklatory relief after a hard day's work.

by anonymous September 7, 2025

Lincoln Dicklas

Getting fucked at a debate tournament

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.

by Front Man November 17, 2021