dick cheney 

The man who Chuck Norris bows to.

The man who Dick Cheney shot apologized to the so-called vice president on live television.

(I dare you to look it up, it happened)

dick cheney by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006

Dick Cheney 

The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal fluffums.

I haven't had sex in so long... We'll have to call in DICK CHENEY!

Dick Cheney by Lennon's Protege August 31, 2005

Dick Cheney 

a person who doesn't know jack shit

Wow this person is a real dick Cheney

Dick Cheney by Billy12617 April 8, 2015

Dick Cheney 

Our great and courageous Vice President.

Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.
Source: Joe Blow, Feb 2, 2005

Yeah,I have to agree.My sole motivation for voting anymore is to opt for whatever pisses liberals off the most since there really is no other reason to vote that I can think of.Both parties fuck ass but liberals just fuck that bleeding ass a little bit rougher and a little bit harder.They've got the butt rape down to a science.So I say,"Go Dick" yourselves you whiney liberal fucks!

average person:"Voting is pointless.Both parties are so much alike,liberal and gay,that there is just no point anymore."
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me:"Yeah but you COULD just vote to piss liberals off.Atleast that's still a good reason to vote."
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first person:"Oh yeah,I see your point.That's a really great idea,thanks."
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*Example doesn't use the word Dick Cheney in a sentence.*

Dick Cheney by fuck liberals in the ass December 28, 2005

Dick Cheney 

A great vice president, one who has managed to keep the liberals whining evn more than thought possible. Frankly, he doesn't give a shit what the liberals think.

Whining liberal: You're an evil bastard; go have a heart attack!

Dick Cheney: Like I give a fuck...

Dick Cheney by animatorStrike June 12, 2005

Dick Cheney  

An item of jewelry worn by males.

I'm going to buy a dick cheney to match my nipple ring.

Hey, stop pulling on my dick cheney it hurts.

Dick Cheney by Massive_Molecule May 4, 2008

Dick Cheney 

Our great and courageous Vice President.

Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.

Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.

Dick Cheney by Joe Blow February 2, 2005