Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"

A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"

by Shep June 05, 2015

D'Artagnan dibs

The act of calling dibs on something you have little to no right calling dibs on.

(This is a reference to Season 2 of the 2014 TV series The Musketeers.)

"Even though i didn't chip in, and already ate more then everyone else, I call D'Artagnan dibs on the last slice of pizza."

by KnightOfCerberus April 30, 2016

mega dibs

Adjective - to describe someone you are well into

1) the ultimate of dibs
2) definitely mashable
3) highly alluring on a minimum of sleep

oh man that squiffs is mega dibs - I would!!

by idobelieve December 28, 2009

Dib Juice

Dibly's homemade formula for a juice which makes you nice and swole.

I drink my daily Dib Juice and got swole like Dibly.

by RedLego September 28, 2016

Dibs on freebs

Making a claim to any free shit coming available.

“I’m getting rid of all this shit after I move. “
“Dibs on freebs!”

by Capnhikari December 30, 2019

Dibs on the tailpipe

Said right dibs have been called on a girl, it's a euphemism for wanting to have a threesome where the one who calls "Dibs on the tailpipe" desires the anal position

You: "Hot chick at your ten o'clock"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"

by neondragon September 30, 2010

non-dibs

non-dibsing not to do a job, or other type of action.
Also it is the opposite of dibs.

Non-dibs on doing the dishes at camp, you bastard stuart.

by luke babbo October 27, 2007