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dexting

a.) dating via text messaging: Dexting is most often practiced by males for whom actual dating is unfeasible and by nature the dexting relationship is invariably one-way. When asked, the female in the dexting relationship will be aloof to her "dexter"'s intentions and advances. Men most likely to be dexters are worm farmers, trekkies, and unemployed "artists".
(based on a true dexting experience)
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.
by Vanheezy18 January 1, 2012
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Dexter

A male child with large appendages including large hands, large feet, and an unusually strong interest in female breasts.
That damn Dexter is groping the womenfolk and they don't even know it.
by Arthur Picones September 7, 2011
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Dexter Highschool

a cool school full of shitty people and even shittier architecture
"Damn, did you see the Dexter Highschool over there? That's a dumpster fire for sure."
by pepperscorn November 20, 2018
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Dextrimus

Dextrimus- knowing yourself as different from everyone else and accepting it, you are dextrimus
In order to be dextrimus you have to realize that nothing can put you down, you stand out in your own way and your fine with it, for instance if someone calls you lame you are more than that and YOU know that It’s not what they think it’s what YOU think that’s what makes you dextrimus in your own mind your above what everyone else thinks you are never at your limit you are dextrimus.
He’s such a leader, he’s so dextrimus.
by Cbandz March 11, 2021
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Dexter Morgan

The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.
Joey Quinn: yo Dex
Dexter Morgan: fuck off
by burn in my light January 17, 2022
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dextiry

Curtis' dextiry is way off right now, he's sloshed.
by CurtisRob June 29, 2004
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dextrosity

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.
A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."
by minagica April 28, 2011
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