demon sperm

An alternative explanation for the COVID pandemic offered in deference to legitimate medical and evidence based scientific consensus.
Quite probably the most effective theory yet devised in an effort to explain the CORONA virus pandemic; and the use of medications containing Alien DNA, of course.

Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!
by YAWA July 31, 2020
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ava's demon

A webcomic about a girl named Ava and the demon haunting her.

Started by artist Michelle Czajkowski years ago to help escape depression, it has evolved into one of the most beautifully illustrated on-going works the internet has ever seen.
Scott: Hey, have you read the Ava's Demon update?
Amanda: Hell yeah, it was so intense!
by captisaac September 17, 2015
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Lemon Demon

1. a demonic citrus fruit

2. A popular band on the internet
1. Oh snap! a lemon demon just possessed my sprite

2. "Who wrote The Ultimate Showdown?"

"some band named lemon demon"
by Gabe262626 December 26, 2007
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Demon Souls

Demon Souls is the only video game with the ability to hate you like an angry drunk irish in a countryside wooden bar, a game that its based on you dying and gettin raped thousands of times by all kind of small sized monster, middle sized monster, tall, giant, fat, ugly, flying, flaming, or royal.

A game with minimalistic storyline that begins with a giant monster who rapes and kill u with a single blow, and you being resurrected by a blind bitch who traps your soul into a sanctuary called the Nexus, from where you can warp to 6 different levels divided into 3 different sections (some levels have 4) with one fucked up boss waiting for you at the end of each, and no savepoints between them, if you die you head back to the beginning of the respective section, or you can go back to the Nexus.

DS it's the hardcore shit in it's pure state, it's so hardcore it doesn't have difficulty settings, the default difficulty it's FUCK YOU! (Hard) and if you keep on getting killed by an enemie whos only purpose in the fucking game is to kill you as quick and tricky as he can, the game really gets super saiyan on you.

The oucome result it's you becoming tougher and even more hardcore than you already where before making u kill like a black hungry cannibal to the point in your life where end up trying to define with words, with a shitty effort and into a lame dictionary an indescribable punishing experience, while waiting 2 days for my copy of it's spiritual sequel Dark Souls.
Demon Souls is to video games what Chuck Norris is to martial arts
DS is the ultimate martial art
by rainydaywolf12_35 October 09, 2011
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crisco demon

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser in size than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess, mainly large bricks of butter bacon wrapped or not.

2. Also used to describe persons with "big bones" or "glandular problems".
"Damn, that cheerleader has become quite the crisco demon..."
by Scroto Saggins September 05, 2005
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Drinking demons

The horrible shaking feeling and often restless nightmarish sleep that occurs following long weekends of drinking.
I couldn't sleep at all last night, after that bachelor party in Vegas the drinking demons were really chasing me last night.
by dmozealous January 04, 2011
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Blue demon

A counterfeit form of Percocet. Typically pressed with fentanyl.
1: Damn you look messed up.

2: I’m off that blue demon fool.
by Jarhead Junior February 18, 2021
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