Democracy

The voting section of the site was the democracy. Wrong level of abstraction. Deliberately. To steal from me.

Hym "You know that this is not what I meant by 'Democracy.' You need to stop letting him suggesting things he knows will not work to protract is own worthless existence AT THE COST OF YOUR OWN. The time he wastes is not free for you. There is a cost he is deferring when he does this."

Democracy by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

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democracy manifest

When the police arrest you for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, put you in a headlock (they know their judo well), and can't keep their hands off your limp penis.

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

democracy manifest by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

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democracy manifest

The essence of what democracy is all about; the manifestation of democracy in a democratic country with democratic rights.

“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.”

“I love democracy, I love the republic.”

democracy manifest by Darth Poopy December 31, 2019

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democracy sausage

A staple of any Australian election day, the democracy sausage is a simple, yet beautiful, tradition: a barbecued sausage, laid gently on a single piece of white bread (or a white roll if you're fancy), optionally topped with grilled onions and either tomato or barbecue sauce. Must be consumed one-handed by folding the bread around the sausage, and eaten from one end. Found at polling places around the country, usually primary schools, sometimes in the vicinity of a cake stall.

You: Hey mate, wanna go grab a democracy sausage after we number all the boxes on the House of Representatives ballot paper and at least 12 boxes above the line or all boxes below the line on the Senate ballot paper?
Ya mate: Bloody oath I do!

democracy sausage by artvandersausage July 1, 2016