Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

defecant

Noun
Is a direct result of defecation. Not to be confused with dessicant, defecant is sometimes used during sex - scat. ITS SHIT!!!

"I just clogged your toilet with defecant." "This defecant taco is mighty tasty" "Mine pants are filled with defecant."

by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006

facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

defect

1. n. An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional.

2. v. To abandon an obligation or loyalty.

3. v. To change loyalties.

The refurbisher got sick of painting over defects, so he defected to a company that repairs merchandise with defects.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

defecat0r

1) Anyone who does not follow the ways of NUTHAND is a filthy defecat0r.

2) Defecat0rs can range from any descent and age range.

You are a defecat0r, throw yourself at the mercy of NUTHAND and beg forgiveness.

by lg June 7, 2004

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

Defeation

After a war or battle when the person who is defeated falls into a depression

After Germany lost in World War One the country suffered from defeation.

by Jonny boychuck March 18, 2018