let me look up the definition of collect

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.

"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."

by Zomboya July 19, 2017

why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-

friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

by thekaprisunstraw November 4, 2021

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Moral deficiency

Moral deficiency is a person who lacks honesty, integrity, shame, guilt, and lack of control..

Most of us are relieved to find out we have a sickness instead of a moral deficiency..

by anonymous November 6, 2020

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

by Trumpium December 14, 2021

define.php?term=

When you're extremely bored and decided to type in a part of the url.

A bored person: I'm bored.
*types define.php?term= in the url box*

by ljcool2006/Bebble March 6, 2020

add a definition

Add a definition

I was trying to add a definition to the Urban Dictionary but it had not been added as a definition so they took me to the page I was looking for,while I learned that i can't add a definition to a word that is already in the Urban Dictionary.

by The Great Spirit,God, Chuck No May 23, 2018