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Declinism

The stupid ideological lens that most millennials look through nowadays. Most often expressed in the form of pessimistic sentiments such as "XXXX was a horrible year, I hope next year will be better". Ironically they say that for every year regardless, as they'll always find something horrible that happened.

The opposite of declinism is looking at the world through rose-tinted glasses. Both opposites are bad.

The correct view is to fully embrace in the good aspects while still acknowledging the bad.
After Trump became president at the end of 2016, it seems that the broad population of young American adults have slowly started adopting the view of declinism.
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Declan Connor Page

The name of a man that was born from a star, blasted to Earth, landed in popeyes where he was adopted by an 80 year old couple. and still managed to be a furry.
Declan Connor Page is a cat
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by dsds fkfnhvikf,mjvmbxh cgjxdkj February 22, 2022
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Declanaut

A fan of indie singer songwriter sensation Declan McKenna.
I’m a true Declanaut.”
Real Declanauts have dungarees.”
by VeryReallyMuffin September 5, 2022
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Dezlynd

Little short goblin who pretends they are at least 5’9”
Person 1: “Hey is that Dezlynd the little short goblin who pretends they are at least 5’9”?

Person 2: “yeah get out the goblin eliminator
by Goblin elimination January 12, 2023
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Domino Decline

1. When declining one event has a domino effect on attending any events following.

2. When a decline in one thing causes a decline in something else.
1.a. "I just domino declined Sarah's party. Now I don't have to go to her sister's birthday, her brother's wedding or her Grandma's funeral. SCORE."

1.b. "I just domino declined the cheerleading team. I said I can't go to this week's practise so they said not to bother going in for the rest of this term!"

2.a. "A decline in iPod sales has a caused a domino decline in music sales"
by blakt October 4, 2009
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karl decline

the act of drinking vodka so excessively that one literally goes from tipsy to on the verge of alcohol poisoning within an hour. may result in, but not limited to excessive regurgitation (especially on floors), low pulse, extreme solo dancing, 24+ hour hangover, and cancellation of all previously formulated plans.
oh god, look at him. he's on the karl decline!!!

there's no turning back! he's karl declining like mad!!

Man, yesterday I karl declined all night...fml.
by mcjigglesmccafery December 14, 2010
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kick declan day

a day where you can kick any declan you want as many times as you want. this is held on December 12th. hehe
person 1: hey it’s kick declan day!
person 2:yeah let’s go kick declan! woo hoo!
by a_potato_hahaha September 13, 2020
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