Deathlane

the middle lane of the highway. also the most dangerous lane ever

Me and two of my friends were driving on clearview and we flipped over in the Deathlane and slid all the way from Bell blvd to clearview expressway 30 miles upside down and were perfectly fine.

by Ryyuzaki January 16, 2009

deatsfaced

A variation of "shitfaced" which seems pleasant at the time, but you later realize caused you to make an absolute ass out of yourself. Usually caused by homemade beer of particularly high quality.

I was so deatsfaced the other night, I thought I was freaking Frank Sinatra at Rock Band but when I saw the video on YouTube the next morning I sounded more like Miley Cyrus.

by hbi2k June 7, 2009

deathcake pro

n: A deathcake pro is created using the following ingredients: 3 pounds of bacon, 1 bag of shredded hash browns, 3/4 of a bag of shredded cheese, 8 eggs, milk, and a pancake. The bacon is cooked at once in the same pan, and the grease is left behind to cook the rest. The bacon is then sliced into small bits and put in the hash browns, cooking in a separate pan, and put with the eggs and milk which are cooking in the bacon grease pan. When almost cooked, mix the two in the bacon grease pan. Take all of this, and dish it onto a pancake, then cover it in maple syrup.

Guy 1: "The other day I got bored, and made a deathcake pro."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries clogging."

by Epicosity II May 10, 2011

Deathmask

When you cup your hand and fart in it, and put it over someone else's face.

Invented in North Jersey in the early 90s

After I pounded that girls guts. I deathmasked her, and jacked 20 bucks from her purse.

by JimiChix January 24, 2015

Deathwatch

Sitting by a person’s bed who is dying to give them comfort so they’re not alone.

We took turns sitting on deathwatch for dad in the end of his illness.

by Fieldbugs April 3, 2018

Deathmark

An invisible target on your back meaning peeps want you dead

“Yo that the dude who just started dealing in gang territory?”
“Yeah, he gotta deathmark on ‘im now , all the local gangs want him dead”

by PussMasta6 May 2, 2018

DeathFawn

DeathFawn is a Netherite Sword stealing person. He/she will take your Netherite sword when you leave your sword unintended, or you left it so you guys can share, but he/she doesn't return it. Picture it like your Anakin Skywalker giving Padme his Lightsaber cause he puts a lot of trust and love on her, however she then toys then takes advantage with you and not gives it back, but instead makes you into a house wife and make you do all the womanly chores.

Me: Hey! Can I have my Netherite Sword back?

Her: no!

Me: Your being a DEATHFAWN stop that! Its not funny.

Her: Good.

by mrprincesssauce February 19, 2025