Dorrito damage

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008

krollateral damage

a loved one who becomes the inadvertent victim of thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions aimed at someone else.

suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)

by aarrgghh August 11, 2008

storm damage

When you go to fart and accidentally follow through this is the damage caused to your boxers

That was one hell of a curry last night. I went to fart this morning and followed through, it caused major storm damage

by bigyellowman October 5, 2007

Damaged goods

Damaged goods ; is when your fucked in the head.

Penny : "Your mum is damaged goods". Me : "if a horse is a horse".

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

colateral damage

The other two defenitions are bull. Colateral is civiliians getting killed by military action . Colateral when involving civilians can be the same as friendly fire.

When the helicopters rocket was fired shrapnel from the explosion killed a civilian

by scannerfish December 31, 2004

Collateral Damage

Refers to getting two kills with one shot on C.O.D. i.e. you aim at a guy with a sniper rifle and shoot, not knowing there is another person behind him. The bullet goes through the first guy and kills the second guy thereby giving you two kills with your one shot.

Guy 1: "Wait....how did we BOTH die?"

Guy 2: "The guy who shot me must've gotten collateral damage on you."

by TranscendentLion January 19, 2011

damage-receipt

mental acknowledgement by way of expression of how much it costs when you know you've fucked up big time.

check that, look at the expression on his/her face, looks like they just got the damage-receipt for being wasted last night.

by wayofthedragon July 9, 2012