fuddy dud

One who has a closed mind and is confined to tradition and
doesn't see the need to be constructively creative. Laziness.
Often demanding groveling.

We can't expand,
we can't create,
we can't do what is best for everyone etc.
because of various stupid reasonings.

by Linda Benbow January 6, 2004

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MILF Dud

The husband of a MILF who cannot sexually fulfill their hot wife and is completely oblivious about it

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Jacob is such a MILF dud because works long hours everyday while his wife sleeps with the pool boy.

by Ere June 2, 2007

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hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002

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Milk Dud Deluxe

A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.

Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?

Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

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Noun. Also "Dollar Store Dud".

A term used to describe a cheap item bought from a cheap store, online or offline, that is defective or doesn't work. Usually refers to items that contain multiple pieces, such as batteries or balloons, and are halfway expected to contain at least one abnormal unit.

Dave: "What the fuck? I bought like 3 packages of AA batteries at the dollar store and 4 of them didn't even work. Bullshit man."

Tyler: "Well, you should have expected some dollar duds in there considering how cheap they were."

by old joe crow May 20, 2018

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