Ducking

The act of ducks fucking dumbasses with wity dick-shaped dildos while just being ducks and living their lives.

John: When the ducks start'a duckin', the world order has been compromised and armageddon shall rain hellfire upon the non-believers like a blood snowstorm

Jason: who are you and why are you in my house and what tf ducking

John: ducks fuckin' dumbasses with dick-shaped dildos while they're just living their lives

by Chase Thundercock August 18, 2017

duck

1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.

Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!

by smurf June 15, 2004

duck

An annoying white bird with a bill that enjoys saying "Aflac."

Some Guy: I need "that" insurance."
Other Guy: What insurance?
Duck: AFLAC

by jackson May 25, 2004

the duck

a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.

Hey your being the duck today whats wrong with your queerbait!

by henducks daddy March 7, 2010

Duck

n: A frog that can float, grew wings, a beak, learned to quack, became oddly deformed, and became vegetarian.
v: To grow wings and a beak and quack occasionally.

n:

Jake: Look at that sexy beast
Duck: Quack
v:
Jake: How do you duck
Jo: Like this, quack
Jake: Quack

And so they grew wings and flew off into the sunset only to be shot down .

by BobTehSeal January 21, 2015

Ducking

Apple iPhone's auto-correct for "fucking"

iMessage: "Are you fucking kidding me"
iPhone autocorrect: "Are you ducking kidding me"

by Jonezie August 2, 2013

duck

1) a bitchy person, a fake person, a liar.

2) a person who is all bark

"You know that chick Stephanie? She is such a fuckin' duck."

"He said he was gonna kick my ass, but I know he's just a duck."

by gangbangchang March 7, 2012