A certain style of joke that refers to the most important, yet the most undermined, member of a band, the drummer
Dude: "Wanna hear a drummer joke?"
Drummer: "yeahh sure"
Dude: "What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"
Drummer: "what?"
Dude: "homeless"
Drummer: "yeahh sure"
Dude: "What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"
Drummer: "what?"
Dude: "homeless"
by Izzy Wizzy Lets Get Busy August 24, 2008
A drummer boy is someone who is a goth/rockstar and listens to heavy metal these objectives are not required but are highly recommended to raise the ranks u may have ur hair covering your eye or at least covering some of ur forehead. A drummer boy tends to say unfunny dad jokes and they must be severely underfed. And they must have at-least one flaming skull Tshirt, you must know how to atleast kick flip on a skateboard. You must also have a pair of vans while riding, a beanie is the most essential clothing also men may wear black eyeliner. If you see a drummer boy stay away five feet as they are a highly contagious and will try and infect with the disease. Drummer boys use speech that is technical and tries to be over smart by trying to impress their mates. If you do the hitler salute and get caught like the little lithpy loser you are then you declared by law as a drummer boy
Hey, look at that drummer boy I think his name is corey
Hello father ,may I have a packet of delithouth thnapth, ‘no son you are grounded for doing the hitler salute no skateboard for a week also no son of mine has a lisp get out of my house!!
Hello father ,may I have a packet of delithouth thnapth, ‘no son you are grounded for doing the hitler salute no skateboard for a week also no son of mine has a lisp get out of my house!!
by Mcdickmott January 09, 2020
by BuffaloWingMan August 06, 2011
This pain occurs usually in your hand when you're done drumming. It's usually sore for a day or two but yet, you can still play drums.
After Slipknot was done with their concert, the drummer had drummers hand from drumming too hard for too long.
by Drummer123 May 14, 2011
A flaming pussy fairy faggot cocksucker who can't back up his cumguzzling cockreciever for shit. Proceeds to think he is bad ass, and is on a fast path to having his parents house burned down around them as they sleep.
by BIG BLACK RUBBER DICKS! April 08, 2003
The coolest people in the band, and for some reason the most underepreciated. They are two unlikely heroes who band together to take out those snooty guitarists and man-whore singers. They are the heart and sole of music. They also are (normaly) best friends, and they get most of the girls because they aren't drug-addicts and crawling with STDs like the singers and guitarists.With the exception of an occasional guitar solo, bass and drums are the best.
Wow, Cliff Burton and Lars Ulrich (in Metallica had a great Bassist-Drummer relationship..... and probably got all of the girls
by GU!+@R!Z4QU33RZ May 07, 2010