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douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.
Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe
by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022
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Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..
by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020
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Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.
That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.
by Camel creeper October 19, 2020
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Douche Canoe

Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.
Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.
by Sassenach March 14, 2025
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Douche canoe

A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
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Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.
by t_tahiti May 22, 2018
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Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
by Super_G February 17, 2022
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