dickpicking

sending pics of the dicks/of your dick

- Any plans for tonight?
- Probably dickpicking

by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020

dickpicking

looking for a good D

Tonight I'm dickpicking at the club.

by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020

diklicker

someone who is always on another guys dick

"yo did you see Rodney at the party" no cause he was to busy being a diklicker

by ghehaudfucker April 15, 2020

Dicksick

Homesick for dick

She felt so dicksick she ended up calling her ex.

by Eabcdfu December 8, 2021

dickalickadoodle

When your pongie stick twiddles a happy star blast and it lands on your mates shiny face and over 50% slides off and makes a smacking sound when it hits the floor.. you tell “dickalickadoodle” I shot the poodle!

Jimmy jizz bag shot his cream of mushroom soup all over his best friend Eddie’s freckled face..
“Dickalickadoodle”! Jimmy exclaims
“Awe shucks Jim, you always win this game.” Replied Eddie

by kmviii May 24, 2022

Dicksick

Dicksick A man that has contracted a sexually transmitted disease , venereal disease or infection from having sex.

Person : 1 Man,you know that fine piece of ass I been chasing for 2 weeks.I finally slept with her .Now my penis is burning and puss is coming out of it .I think I'm dicksick ,I need a ride to the Dr.

Person 2 : Dude you are dicksick,I hope I don't get dicksick , that ducks bro.You gotta strap up.

by Ecnoal sonsrap April 4, 2023

Dickdickle

When a male has finished urinating in sub zero tempuratures and the last drop freezes to the tip creating a dick icicle.

It was so cold last night that when I finished pissin' I had a dickdickle

by Dickdickle July 20, 2023