Noob Denial

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.

Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again

by rekless91 August 14, 2010

beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

Vtuber Denial

The action of denying that you are a "Virtual Youtuber" to say some of your leftover ego. Symptoms are : Hiding your face under a bag, losing your wife in a golf game, using a cheap PNG model and playing Vtuber music in your stream altho you say you aren't one.

Person 1: Damn bro you gotta check out this vtuber "leer_bag" they're really entertaining
Person 2: HUH wut ? i thought they said they are not a vtuber

Person 1: Nah that's just "Vtuber Denial" They will admit it one day Wink ;)

by Not Zaki May 20, 2022

american dream denial

Song by System of a Down, the acronym is A.D.D.

we fought your wars with all our hearts,
you sent us back in body parts,
you took our wills with the truth you stole,
we offer prayers for your long lost soul,

by WGF_Crafty January 14, 2005

dental denial

(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"

by crackerjax January 26, 2006

Armenian Genocide denial

What the turks have been activley engaging in seince the 50s. First successful, because Nato did not want to tick off a Allie, against Communism. But now that they don't have the threat to leave Nato and help Communists, as a shield the denial is finally starting to wear thin.

Armenian Genocide denial is just as bad as Holocaust Denial

by SiD Hawth October 17, 2006