d.i.l.g

Danm I look good
A male that feels he is sexy and good looking

Originated in Aurora IL

d.i.l.g in these true religion jeans

by Bo johnson January 22, 2014

L.D.S.

Limp Dick Smack, usually a practice performed after sex when the male has just gotten back from throwing away the condom. The preferred location would be on the cheek or right across the forehead. It is very similar to the post-game slap on the ass in football.

Dude she totally rocked my world so when I walked back in I had to give her the ole L.D.S. out of sheer respect.

by Ben14 February 24, 2007

l.d.

learning disability

You have to use small words because Beckys l.d.

by konichiwakitty August 15, 2003

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT March 19, 2012

S.O.L.D.

Acronym: Shit out of luck dude

Me-"Hey Nina, can I have some pizza rolls?"

Nina-"You're S.O.L.D."

by Mujer Perfecta October 15, 2011

D.a.l.t.o.n

Da best.

ass hole who gets away with everything

Like a dick who
Tells lies
On the go

Never getting in trouble

D.a.l.t.o.n is a gangster

by Your gay I'm gay everyone is January 13, 2019

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020