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curancer

pondering whether or not a random item has unfound medicinal value; thinking that a simple item seen in every day life could be the cure to a deeply vexing or terminal disease; the somewhat insulting contemplation that if you randomly chose items and tested them, you would probably stumble on the cure for diseases, like AIDS or cancer, more quickly than the medical research community
Holy balls, look at that caterpillar.

Eew, weird, it's like fluorescent.

What if it could like cure cancer? I bet the cure is something simple like that.

You're so high dude. Total curancer.
by hurdleston December 8, 2010
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Currency Drain

An individual in a relationship who sits on their wallet at all times. This individual is usually a female who is an 8.5 or better, believes that looks will carry them through life, whilst being a lemon in bed. Currency Drains are typically not vets in the sack which begs the question, why the fuck do I pay so much?

See Gold Digger
I went out last night with this babe, she was a brutal pump and a huge currency drain.
by kingtugernuts March 9, 2011
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Currentious

When water has current.
Guy 1: *Drowns in water*
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.
by Tiger Mubarak November 1, 2011
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currageous

1. An outrageously hot curry.
2. The enormous courage or talent one has to consume a curry dish that burns like hell on the way in and is likely to do the same on the way out.
The server shook his head in disbelief when the currageous white guy insistently ordered his panaang curry at a level 20 and then re-stocked the bathroom with TP.
by moreflare January 19, 2013
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curandero

"Spanish" witch doctor or healer not to be confused with "pendejo" idiot or dumbass
Lupe's grandfather is a Curandero
by bad mth'r fck'r June 5, 2016
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currency

A jargony corporate buzzword used by the company Comscore to promote the idea that their data is worth purchasing. Invented by B.J. Wiener, the term is meaningless- one might say that inflation has ruined its value by being used too much.

It was supposed to mean that Comscore was the measuring stick for all marketing metrics- not a terrible idea, until the he disagreed with the Board of Directors and quit. Now nobody knows what currency means. It was a decent idea and even seemed to be working! Oh well, now the stock is falling because... currency?
"We’re going to start with currency products, but we’re going to move on to planning products.”- Bryan Wiener, 2018 at
by redefining_the_wheel May 9, 2019
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carranam

Carranam refers to a bond between two Fae . (Comes from Sarah J. Maas' novel ,,Throne of Glass")

It allows the Fae to share their magic, which is a strong advantage in battle, and to communicate almost telepathically.

Carranam is derived from the Gaelic Mon aram cara which translates roughly to 'soulmate'

(via 'Throne of Glass Wiki')
'She was my carranam, and i was hers.'

(so romantic, im gonna cry now༼☯﹏☯༽)
by vihii November 9, 2020
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