cumtaminate

one who contaminates with cum

he totally cumtaminated her.

by JC October 14, 2003

cumtree

When a fake christmas tree has entirely too much fake snow.

Look at that cumtree, it is so white you can't even see any of the branches.

by LMAO can January 5, 2010

Cumtacts

When a man reaches orgasm and ejaculates in a girl's eyes, leaving a thin film as if a contact was placed in it.

"Did she swallow?"
"Nah man, I gave her cumtacts, she couldn't see for an hour."

by Elocstu May 2, 2013

Cumtact

When you cum in a girls eyes so a film of cum resembling a contact is left on her eyeball

Girl 1: did he cum in your eyes?
Girl 2: yeah, I couldn't see for a couple hours because the cumtact was too thick

by Ass butt May 2, 2013

Cumtivitis

When someone cums, and some get in your eye

You got cum in my eye last night, I might get cumtivitis

by Penis Pleaser October 24, 2019

Cumtrail

In the act of where your male partner, ejaculates on your ankle, and you allow it to dry, then scrape it off with a credit card, and snort it.

I let Aaron perform a cumtrail on me and it was the most arousing thing I have ever experienced.

by Sassypants68 July 27, 2022

cumtabulous

A very brilliant fuck. applies to either/all sexes.

mate, we blew our brains out, we had the most cumtabulous time on Great Kepple Island.

by goosenard June 30, 2006