Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

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Cockleberry Finn

The pornographic rendition of best selling novel "Huckleberry Finn"

Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!

Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...

by Stroner<3IU June 9, 2016

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Turbo Cucked

When someone fucks up their life so bad it feels like someone else is doing it.

Dude, Anthony Shubnell totally turbo cucked his life!

by Tumpynutz June 6, 2018

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Cocklette

A tiny tampon-sized penis.

That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.

That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!

by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013

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Nigger Chuckle

A type of laugh common amongst Africans. The nigger chuckle is generally performed while holding a loose fist to the mouth followed by a few subtle short laughs then by three or more rasping utterances produced in the back of the mouth.

1. Example Nigger Chuckle: Yo. Treon say Chiante bref so bad dat he din't know whether to offer her a tic tac or toilet paper! Heh, Heh, Heh, chhcckkk, chhcckkk, chhcckk!

by Markwonder September 20, 2011

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