CryptoCracker

White guy obsessed with Crypto, talks about it excessively, attempts to figure out ways to maximise profit to the point it makes him a crackhead

How did that date guy with that cute guy on Tinder you showed me?

Ugh, total cryptocracker

by gw31 January 28, 2022

crypto cringe

When a #cryptobros and scammers try to sell you their cryptocurrency and NFT hype and is so embarrassing or awkward, it makes you feel extemely ashamed and/or embarrassed.

"I can't talk to Chad without felling crypto cringe. He can't stop talking about Dogecoin and the ape NFT he bought"

by charlie.c March 7, 2022

Cryptolang

n. Cryptolangs are the perfect middle between conlangs and cyphers. Basically, a cypher that keeps the pronounceability but hides meaning of words.
They can be used on any text to render it foreign and hide it's meaning, and are a great substitution for conlangs - while conlangs need months to be created, making up rules for a cryptolang only take a couple of minutes.
For example, the usage of a simple cryptolang on "Urban Dictionary"
Urban Dictionary → Ascehn Fodvoupesij
- Jimmu whisi!
- ...what was that?
- Just kidding with ya, dude. I just said "hello there!" in one of my cryptolangs.
- ...cryptolangs?
- Oh boy, here we go again-

- Cryptolangs, cryptolangs cryptolangs. Why is everyone talking about damned cryptolangs?
- Cide'ati v'jiy esi du'um, fan'cet't.
- Oh for god's sake-

by Ehion May 15, 2022

cryptocarrier

The first cryptocarrier was invented by Helium Mobile, you essentially pay people that deployed Helium 5G radios on their house across the US, these radios give carrier subscribers access to the internet and phone calls for much cheaper instead of paying other big expensive carriers! Oh also.. you get rewarded in crypto for being a subscriber! All you have to do is use your phone, stream content, tweet, search things on the internet!

You don't have a cryptocarrier? Man.. you're wasting so much money..

by Wireless2 October 13, 2022

crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.

My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023

crypto-Nazi

A person that supports fascism, but keeps their views hidden to avoid political repression

Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I’ll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered

by Thomanski September 17, 2023

cryptonaut

A self-taught nerd who's really good at deciphering and breaking code and does it in a sexy way; whereas, a cryptologist is a straight-edge nerd who's really good at deciphering and breaking code but has no sense of style and most likely enjoys puzzles only he/she can solve.

The entire Northeast power grid went offline Friday night - cryptonauts have all the fun!

by BlkFlg October 9, 2023