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croc-offs

A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.
croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.


why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
by mowgli27 August 6, 2008
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croc cock

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"
by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013
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croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.
I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.
by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008
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croc shock

When you put a croc in the pussy and cum in the croc so that the cum spreads evenly in the pussy
Lets croc shock, I'm loaded
by FrendAmon May 30, 2017
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croc-chow

A word used to define crocs that look like Lightning McQueen, a popular pixar character.
It is based off of Lightning's go-to catchphrase Kachow
Hey nice shoes!

What these? These are just my croc-chows!

I hope you die in your sleep
by radioturtle December 29, 2017
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croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks
Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks
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red crocs

by bageldestroyer July 29, 2023
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