Skip to main content

croatian new yorker

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021
mugGet the croatian new yorker mug.

Croatian Spindler

The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.

No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
by SillyMonkey5 July 22, 2022
mugGet the Croatian Spindler mug.

Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
mugGet the Croatian flappy fap mug.

Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
by YVLdoja December 4, 2024
mugGet the Croatian flicker gooning mug.

Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.
She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
by FerdiT February 6, 2024
mugGet the Croatian Candle Holder mug.

croatian

damn, this croatian over here is so unfunny.
by sapphirez1 May 8, 2024
mugGet the croatian mug.

Croatian

People who have the biggest average cock size in the world (22.4 cm).
Person 1: Did you know that he is Croatian?
Person 2: Wow, it means he has a huge cock!
Person 3: Yeah, he pounded me once with his 25 cm long Croatian cock.
Person 1 and 2: Wow! We need some Croatian cock here and now!!!
by the_next_star June 23, 2024
mugGet the Croatian mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email