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critter

a sleazy, shifty-eyed person who creeps around making eveyone feel uncomfortable.

usually male, but i guess could be female theoretically
a: god! who is that guy?
b: i dunno, i wish he would go away..
a: yea what a critter
by andy mc g September 27, 2006
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clit critter

its a small creature with 6 legs. It lives in any unwashed vaginal area. Always be aware when you are with a bitch.....they might havea clit critter and it will bit the dick right off
" I lost my dick to dave's mommas clit critter"
by Jeff favs March 31, 2005
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critter style

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.
Remember that guy I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I fucked him critter style. Twice.
by MountMan December 11, 2008
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clitter critter

The vigerous motions of flicking the tongue repeatedly to bring about climax on a woman's clitoris
Aaron uses his clitter critter to please multiple partners sexually.
by aankie April 21, 2007
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Crittersniffer

A grown man,assumingly around the ages of 50-70, who lives in your woods and find little animals and gives them a quick smell and gets off to it
Hey man, I think I saw the crittersniffer last night with a raccoon.

That crittersniffer sure is my vote for congressman.
by Jod March 11, 2004
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Critter

In a casino, a floor games supervisor tasked with both wearing old suits and watching the dealers and players.
Stop counting, you're getting attention from the critters in the pit.
by Spivnick in Chains December 19, 2011
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crispy critters

Memory loss due to smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. circa 1970s
Man does that dude has crispy critters, he can't even remember his own name.
by Fred Muggs July 29, 2011
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