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holy crip its a crapple

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair
"Holy crip its a crapple"
by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009
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Crime-Alert

Verb: To Rape, Assault, Mug, Sexually Harass, Victimize, Emotionally Traumatize, Engage in Surprise Butt-Sex, Polar Bear Hunting, with use of knife, gun, or various pointy objects. Occurs at any time of day on college campuses primarily after midnight, and is promptly reported by the local police department via email. And instead of taking measures to prevent said crime-alerts, local law enforcement officials proceed to raid bars and hand out numerous underage drinking tickets.
Jane was walking home late on a friday night, and was crime-alerted by two big dudes, with a gun. But thank God the police were at the bar to give Johnny got an underage drinking ticket.
by PolarBearHunter002 November 17, 2010
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partner in crime

good friends who get in trouble together or get each other in trouble and laugh about it.
we always get in trouble together. you're my partner in crime!
by molz pocket December 29, 2008
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Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005
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crime-fighting duo

A pair of individuals who team up to fight bad guys; and, who (at least in the comic books) always come out victorious because they are on the side of "GOOD".

Usually both members of the team have a day job and an alter-ego or secret identity. (Because of the masked face connection) It is believed that several Luchadores (Mexican wrestlers) may moonlight as crime-fighters.

Sometimes they have cool gadgets or bigger guns or even a variety of superpowers. Airborne CRIME FIGHTING DUOs often wear designer capes which somehow make them lighter than air.

One question remains, however, when the team is two guys or two chicks. Are they QUEER? Do they sleep/shower together behind closed doors? By God, I hope not. Can we just change the subject? This is kinda creepin' me out.
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EXAMPLES:

The CRIME-FIGHTING DUO Batman and Robin were really the millionaire Bruce Wayne and his little buddy, Dick Grayson. They have matching utility belts. Huhh?

That internet CRIME-FIGHTING DUO Rodriguez and Gladys had the right idea. Why go poor fighting crime? Only bust the criminals who won't pony up some Benjamins.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto, Maxwell Smart and Agent 99, and Joe Friday with his partner Bill Gannon were classic CRIME-FIGHTING DUOs of past decades.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006
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cramp in the face

The lovely look on your face after you wake up
Example A

Bob: Dude, how was last night?!
Bobert: ...it was great until I woke up and discovered her nasty morning cramp in the face.

Example B

Morning time
Jim: Who the heck are you?
Beatrice: Shut up Jim!
Jim: Whoa, it's you Beatrice? You have one gnarly cramp in the face...
by sevenEND September 25, 2010
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Cimp

I'm cimping over my steak dinner
by Meynellfriends December 16, 2012
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