creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

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creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

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creatopped

Creatopped is a word with a useful meaning.

It means creating something that is better than something else someone has created.

Creating something more creative than something creative someone else created.

I creatopped them all during the baking competition.

Wow, you were creatopped by Jessica, how embarrassing.

by Lucy Apocahuman March 26, 2023

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Strawberry cheating

When someone in a relationship poses as a single person so they can flirt with other randoms.

1. My girlfriend caught me strawberry cheating on her last night.

2. Last night in town I strawberry cheated on Alison.

3. I strawberry cheated with 3 girls last night!

by CK91 June 3, 2010

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