Creasy

A greasy slut, used to replace someones first name e.g. creasy massam, or creasy tucker, or creasy stubous

Shut up creasy stubous

by darkpark123 August 17, 2011

creamy surprise

When you cut out the bottom of a popcorn bag at the movies and put your dick in it, so when the girl reaches in it they feel your dick.

I finished the popcorn and Jane gave me a creamy surprise!

by KeemisDad January 11, 2017

Creamy Tights

Getting turned on by having quickie sex with a girl with tights and a skirt on. After ejaculating inside her pull the tights back up then when she is stood up, watch as the spunk trickles outta her cunt down her leg through her tights

I met this student girl in a nightclub, she was wearing purple tights and we fucked in an alley. I left her with Creamy Tights

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Preamy Creamy

Secret Code for Premature Ejaculation

i was with this fly hunny when i felt my legs get stiff and my feet shake violently, and before i knew it, i got all preamy creamy.

by TayKay December 14, 2008

These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.

Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."

by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011

Creamy

Ultra smooth, cooler than ever

Dang Dawg That Girl Creamy

by Leah December 21, 2003

The Extra Creamy Poker

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

by Higgywig September 5, 2007