coit

Australian slang for assehole

get off your fat coit and get me a beer. I can't I'm too pissed.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 9, 2005

coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

coitus

The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.

"Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"

by Jake Throckmorton September 20, 2005

coitable

A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable

Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.

by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014

Coxidized

When a penis enters your mouth and plugs all oxygen intake.

She started gasping for air when he coxidized her.

by bmhs_chem April 7, 2017

Coity-toity

A mix of coitus and hoity-toity. An adjective describing an individual who is type A in the bedroom, or sexually skittish in a douchey manner.

Yeah, he's a nice guy, but he's a little coity-toity.

by KassiKat2012 October 17, 2018

coxickle

When someone randomly brings up a subject involving Brian Cox

“have you seen the new series with Brian Cox in it, really facinating”

“Oh no not that coxickle again”

by DreTheContributor September 11, 2020