Covid Driver

a person who drives alone with a mask on, usually drives poorly due to lack of oxygen to their brain

"Darn covid driver speed up or get out of the fast lane"

"Look at that fool covid driver, thinks he might give himself the virus "

by smitty007 July 7, 2020

COVID cocoon

Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.

He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Covid-20

The virus that one wierd kid got after eating month old smarties off the floor.

"EWWW why'd he lick the tree?"
"Idk but he definitely has covid-20 now"

by Taki_Crumb October 27, 2020

COVID-19

A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.

COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.

George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."

by SARS-COV-1 March 20, 2020

Covid Shuffle

That awkward little shuffle you do when you’re walking along the sidewalk and someone else is coming directly towards you, to get out eachother’s way in fear of getting coronavirus.

“So awkward, me and this 10/10 did a covid shuffle this morning, now i have no chance”

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer November 28, 2020

Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.

Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020

Covid Feral

A male unable to acclimate back into normal, life routines after a long period of Covid-19 quarantine and isolation. A Covid Feral May also develop a new or worsened medical mask fetish, a desire to have sex with anything that moves and an overall hatred for germs and human beings.

Have you seen Seth lately? No why. The dude is Covid Feral. He won’t leave his apartment. He wanks all day to mask fetish porn. Yikes.

by Dick Onchin June 5, 2020