COVID-19 VIRUS

Another name for TB (Tuberculosis); a physical ailment, disease or virus claimed to be unknown or new in our modern world; a war and rumors of wars propagated by our govt to subdue our intelligence and independence with the fear of the unknown, the threat of the incurable, the Claus of controlling the masses with powerful suggestion and harvesting the people with medical mortality to keep population down.

The progress of the COVID-19 VIRUS has limited our freedoms and our constitutional right to pursue happiness; Rumors of statistics reported many deaths and hospitalizations, as well as many different variants "discovered", however, it seems, there is no evidence of so many fatalities reported. Yet, the FDA (Food&Drug Administration) with their scientists, labs and medical professionals have successfully poisoned the public with vaccine requirements to be able to work, attend school and enjoy outdoor activities/entertainment. *ORIGINALLY, the VAX was promised as one-time only, but after that one-time shot was administered a few months later, BOOSTER VAX became required also. * AND SINCE THE PUBLIC HAS BEEN VAXXED, THERE'S AN UPTICK IN EXTREME VIOLENT BEHAVIORS AND CRIMES, PEOPLE GOING CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL SEEMS OBVIOUS LY TO BE THE AFFECT AND OUTCOME OF THIS SO CALLED VIRUS'S VAX SIDE EFFECTS.
Go Figure...
Regarding the pandemic COVID-19 VIRUS existence: "Don't believe Anything you hear, and only Half of what you see"! Read up on Tuberculosis in The Prescription For Natural Healing 2004 edition: the authors predicted an epidemic of TB was going to explode and kill many people by the 2022 year!
THE FEDERAL GOVT EMPLOYEES ARE NOT REQUIRED TO BE COVID-19 VAXXED...?
by DeepThrowWitDancer May 28, 2022
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Covid-19 Vaccine

The only hope for the developed countries to prevent their economies from further declining, and for the developing countries to prevent theirs from collapsing, as a result of the pandemic—when vaccination for the population is the solution to economic salvation.
The shortage of Covid-19 vaccines and the poorly constructed vaccine distribution channels in most developing countries only push them to the back of the line in securing billions of shots for their people—when donations via vaccine diplomacy aren’t being helped by poor storage facilities in many developing nations.
by MathPlus July 23, 2021
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Covid-19 Disbelievers

Retards who believe Covid-19 isn't real. They normally:
1. Use the term 'sheep' (which roughly translates to "I'm a narcissist who believes anyone opposing my views are morons and I'm right all the time") to describe people who are taking safety precautions and using common sense.
2. Are normally found on news videos discussing the virus on YouTube.
3. Use ellipses and exclamation points frequently.
4. Believe the virus isn't real and that the government wants to control people through fear.
5. Believe the "New World Order" is coming.
6. Self-righteous, egotistical, arrogant and completely delusional.
7. Escaped convicts of Arkham Asylum.
8. Have no sense of humor.
9. Typically middle-aged to elderly (although some young ones are emerging).
10. Go to anti-Covid 19 protests that do fuck all.
11. Believe that lockdown is equal to house arrest.
12. Want to turn everything into a conspiracy involving the government because they don't want to believe anything natural happens.
13. Do five minutes of research and believe their fucking Albert Einsten.
Covid-19 Disbeliever: You're all blind sheep following the government's fear-mongering tactics... Why won't you wake up and see that this "virus" is just a ploy to control us!! So much fake news... And you're all falling for it!!!

Person with common sense: Get a load of this! One of those Covid-19 Disbelievers. What a fucking twat. I truly hope you get the help you need to deluded little cunt.
by BlipityBlopityBloop September 14, 2020
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Covid-19 Is a Blessing

The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.
Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 30, 2020
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COVID-19 Pandemic

an event where it's controversial to step outside
Person #1: "Alright Imma just head ou-"

Person #2: "no you cant do that, there is COVID-19 Pandemic you'll get sick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
by Better_Vibes_For_2021 February 26, 2021
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Living with Covid-19

An acknowledgment that we have to respect rather than reject the virus—we needn’t be petrified or paralyzed by the pandemic, but we must not lose sight of the danger the virus poses, which could result in death, in the event of infection or reinfection (with or without vaccination).
After governments realized that “Zero Covid” wasn’t feasible, they reluctantly shifted their strategy to “Living with Covid-19,” as their populations reach endemicity and hopefully achieve herd immunity in a-not-too-distant future.
by MathPlus March 12, 2022
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Covid-19 Vaccine

A vaccine used to give immunity or at least protection to the coronavirus. The first two for the US came out December 2020, and there are more vaccines for other countries. A third US vaccine came out March 2021. As time goes by, more people will get vaccinated and become eligible for the vaccine. So far the vaccines are only available for people as young as 16 but the vaccines are currently being tested on children. A vaccine for children could take up to the fall of 2021 to come out. Hopefully, the vaccine should be widely available in the spring of 2021, if not it will become widely available summer 2021. To reach herd immunity, we need 70-80% of the place, such as the US or a US state fully vaccinated. If 2 million people are vaccinated a day, then we could reach herd immunity as late as September or October 2021, and as early as July or August of 2021. As more people become vaccinated, things will be safer to reopen. In the spring, things with the vaccine will get better, but not many things will reopen, and hopefully the summer should not be bad if people are vaccinated, but the fall will be much better. The 2 main things that we are worried about is vaccine hesitancy due to people not being eligible for the vaccine or people refusing to get vaccinated, and the lack of a vaccine available for children, and the second thing is the variants of the virus that could make the vaccine less effective, but it seems like the vaccines offer decent protection against the variants.
I am getting my first dose of the Covid-19 vaccine tomorrow, then I get my second dose 4 weeks later!
by Avocado2004 March 08, 2021
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