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Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
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Carrot in the peach

When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)
"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"
by saydalaide October 7, 2011
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carroll'd

When you make a important decision, just like Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll had to make at the 1 yard line in Super Bowl XLIX (49), and your decision yields the worst possible outcome, just like Carroll's decision which lost them the game (interception on a pass, when they should have ran).
Dude, you totally carroll'd when you tried to ask out Sydney! She thew water in your face and told everyone you were gay!
by hoffmandoe February 5, 2015
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Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.
Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.
by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015
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chorro'd

When a social media account is left open and unattended and a prankster seizes the opportunity to post something embarrassing about the current situation of the person's loose bowels (true or not, usually not). Working the word "chorro" into a song or phrase is encouraged.

If you have been chorro'd dont delete the post....Go and chorro that person back.
People being chorro'd below

ex. Chris left his facebook open and his brother Tony posts "When the chorro comes around- you must wipe it. Before it sits too long- you must wipe it! "

ex. Braulio left his facebook open and unattended. His brother Roman sneaks a quick post "you put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you chorro all about."

ex. Sometime you dont have time and you have to type quick and get out before you're caught
Adrian leaves his phone unlocked and his cousin Marcela grabs it for a quick embarrassing post
"You know when you have chorro so bad you cry? Well I'm crying."
by ELISEOELISEOELISEO April 24, 2016
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carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE
by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017
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carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.
oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!
by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021
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