coronacaptivity

The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.

When the fuck is this coronacaptivity going to end?

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

Corona Buddies

Doubtful friendships formed under the pandemic circumstances, which on any other day would not have been likely.

Usually sprouts out of fear of loneliness rather than a mutual care and support and will probably collapse once any relief is felt.

aka: COVID friends
see also: Fake Friend

(spoken from a 'social distance', of course)
-Didn't Anny talk shit about Michelle all the time? They seem to really get along lately...
-Nah, they're just Corona Buddies

Michelle: Hey lets go to the movies now that the pandemic is over!
Annie: Umm, yeah, I'm going to this party with that old friend, sorry

by lorem_dipsome December 29, 2020

Eastside Corona

An Eastside Corona is a Natural Light with a lime in it.

Damn this Eastside Corona is even better than a real one. Dam Eastsiders know how to party!

by hogballs5000 October 2, 2018

Corona Party

Similar to a pox party, adults expose themselves to people who have contracted Coronavirus (COVID-19) disease in the misguided hope that they will have recovered from it before hospitals have been over-run with people and treatment isn't possible.

Anyone game for a corona party? BYOB!

by deathspulse March 17, 2020

Corona-fetishism

When rogue politicians or unethical drug manufacturers are continually exaggerating the severity of the Covid-19 pandemic to hang on to power, or to profit from the oft-irrational fear of semi-informed citizens.

How many millions of people worldwide are subconsciously suffering from corona-fetishism, when power politics or profiteering has held them captive?

by MathPlus December 25, 2021

corona virus

(n.) a dumb virus that had to cancel all of our plans since some asshole decided to eat a bat. :(

dannielle: “we can’t go to disney world because of the corona virus!”

lani: “i was planning to go to indiana to meet my online bsf but the corona virus canceled it!!”

by shit_a_rat April 19, 2020

Candy Corona

Corona Brand beer mixed with a shot of Grenadine,instead of a lime. Popular among Suburban teens across the United States.

Come over to my buddy's house and we'll throw back a few Candy Corona's.

by Phillip Nguyen July 4, 2008