coochie crusader

A white knight but even more toxic

James is a coochie crusader.

by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019

Chotch

Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.

I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.

Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.

by MK January 12, 2004

Cooch Cork

Penis.

Get your cooch cork out of my face, asshole.

by Blotto Otto October 23, 2003

Cooch glaze

Vaginal discharge, most notably the kind secreted in anticipation of sexual intercourse

Because Debbie's sexual encounters were dry and painful, her sex therapist recommended that she focus on foreplay and make sure that she has secreted enough cooch glaze before attempting penetration.

Also,

If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.

by Squeezesha October 16, 2006

Hoochie coochie man

My sleep paralysis demon that lives in my closet and listens to smooth jazz

Man that dude is such a Hoochie coochie man.

by ScatmansWorld February 13, 2020

bamboo cooch

Term to refer to an Asian girl, or her vagina.

"Naomi has such a tight bamboo cooch!"

by shahriyar December 11, 2005

coochiecast

a twitter groupchat made in december 2019, originally for stan purposes

its full of idiots, weebs, schlatt stannies in denial and softies

was meant to be a podcast but god fucking knows they still haven't done it the cunts

person 1: yo, you see what *blank* said in coochiecast??
person 2: yeah, fuckin schlannie

by TheOtakuFromTheWarren March 11, 2020