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conversation thief

The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.

Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.
Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."

Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."
by Thomas Harman February 28, 2009
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Geneva Conventions

A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.

It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.
Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.

Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.
by seanyboyK May 3, 2016
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National Confession Day

Literally any day, now that it's on Urban Dictionary you have to do it you chicken!!! JUST TELL THEM ALREADY BIATCH!!!
"IT'S NATIONAL CONFESSION DAY NOW JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!"
"K jeez man, calm down"
"NEVER"
by applesauce2005 October 23, 2019
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seyelent conversation

another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.
All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."
by mamma murder August 12, 2010
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Concession Button

Something one hits when they utterly give up, quit, discontinue, cease, etc.
Bobby: I'm fed up with this shit, FUCK IT. <leaves>
Onlooker: Bro, Bobby just totally hit the concession button.
by G to the Dizzle March 20, 2009
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Concession

If you cant make a compromise to end an argument, you make a concession. It is when you offer your opponent something that they like at the cost of your opponent giving you something you like as well. Then you both agree to end the argument and the conflict is over.
“We cant make a compromise, so lets make a concession”
by Darkness666 November 3, 2020
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Multi Conversationalist

That friend that makes or receives a phone call and then starts having a conversation with someone in the room as well as the person on the phone.
OMG, Lorrie is the worst. The other day she called me and as soon as I said "Hello" she said "Hey" then started a conversation that I could not follow. Then she asked me what I was doing, and then back to the other person then me..... and so on, therefore becoming a Multi Conversationalist. Drives me BONKERS!!!!
by G-Mom February 18, 2010
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