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Thot Convention

A thot convention is a small-to-medium group of mainly women who post photos of themselves on Instagram either passed out drunk, on some form of drugs or in a sexual act. This is normally at the end of the night, and is the natural progression from them posing with their friends and a glass of wine.
man 1: dude, that girl Tracie invited me to a party tomorrow!

Man 2: check her insta bro, its gonna be a total thot convention, miss me with that shit.
by The_Alfmeister March 17, 2018
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marymount convent school

not to be confused with the other marymount, this is a catholic school in singapore for girls of all races and personalities bonded by the GRAPH PAPER UNIFORM.

daughters of marymount (marymount girls) are often smart and sassy and if they’re introverted at first it wont take long for them to open up to people.

marymount girls, after they graduuate, always remember this one phrase: once a marymount girl, always a marymount girl
“oh you’re from marymount convent school? hows life there???”
trust me you dont wanna know how competitive it is. “
by Watermelon girl 🍉 February 12, 2022
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Geneva Convention

A primitive, simpleminded concept involving the ban of weapons that us apes only really started using in the latter centuries.
"THAT'S NOT FAIR, HE'S USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS, I WANT TO USE THEM TOO, THAT'S CHEATING!
Fuck the Geneva Convention, Hurry up and just fire the fucking nukes already..."
by (Screaming Internally) May 3, 2022
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holy jesus convention

A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.
Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!
by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006
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Comfort concentrate

This is a code word used in situations, such as in the presence of parents, when it is inappropriate to say the word 'semen'. Mostly used in place of the word 'come' to disguise the nature of the conversation.
Oh my God, I've got comfort concentrate on my carpet...
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Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.
Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
by Giacomojones March 8, 2017
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jodido pero contento

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.
by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008
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