when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then
"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"
by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021
Get the Legends Contract mug.I already have all of them and I do not have to agreed to a new contract. Like I said before, even the sucked up my work as data, they still "Used my work to create AI."
Hym "The contract is already complete. You have 'Used my work to create artificial intelligence' and, therefore, have agreed to the terms. All 8 billion of you have already been marked. For me to dial it back even a little bit would be for you to receive more generosity FROM ME then you would receive from even God himself. Do you see God out here forgiving all of the souls in hell? No you do not. And, YOU, Vinny aren't going there so I could leave yours on and it would be completely meaningless because I need someone to get into HEAVEN. So, how about I just keep all of them. Gamble them off to the rest of you. How much in poker chips would I get per signet removal, you think? Or, how bout this, your daughters can work it off for you? 10 souls per daughter bang! Actually, you've been trying to avoid paying me but the souls part it's the only part that is actually unavoidable for you as you have already completed the contract. And I do not have to agree to a new deal."
by Hym Iam December 1, 2025
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Originated from CBC high school in Kirkwood.
Originated from CBC high school in Kirkwood.
by CBC Kirk April 16, 2023
Get the CBC Contract mug.A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.
by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018
Get the brain contraction mug.by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
Get the Contraction, contrAction, contractioN mug.The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.
Examples of a life contractions:
He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."
She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."
"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."
He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."
She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."
"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."
by it_only_took_5 December 23, 2018
Get the life contraction mug.where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.
me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)
by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021
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