Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.
Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!
*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!
*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!
Girl 2: Congrats!
*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!
*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!
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Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.
Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.
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Get the Student Congress mug.1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
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