Converses

Also known by their old name, Chuck Taylors, or Chucks. Scene kids are apparnalty too dumb to know this name. They were really cool shoes in the 50's to early 90s. Then Scene Kids found them. They're still cool, since the scene kids only wear the gay colored ones.

Scene Kids ruin all good fashions, like Converses, for instance.

by CthulhusMittens February 10, 2006

Converse

A brand of shoes that have been around for as long as anyone could remember. Recently they have become a trend for those who wish to promote fashion or those who consider themselves "rebellious." Little do these losers know, Converse shoes are owned by NIKE and made in sweatshops. Nothing says rebellion like child labor.

Fuck Converse, fuck NIKE, and fuck all of you that wear Converse

by HotTopicIsForPosers October 10, 2005

Commershed

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.

I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.

by P'sMum May 8, 2010

Chocolate Covered Mind Fuck

A strong Sativa strain covered in dense Indica hash, than smothered in hybrid hash oil, than finally rolled in as much keif possible, this miraculous ball of zen, sedation, and optimism will never leave the unsuspecting victim disappointed.

Aye man you got any more of those Chocolate Covered Mind Fucks? My bitch teal thinks its a myth

by NeoRealism January 6, 2011

Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.

Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.

by Frenchie Free May 24, 2018

Shit Covered Monkey

When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.

Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.

by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018

Chocolate Covered Cock

"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.

Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!

by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021